So after the basketball game today I ran inside to put up my tape bag… As I’m shutting my door I hear a crash and realize that my step stool fell down and is wedged between my door and file cabinet… I can’t open my office door! So I lay my stuff down and am lying in the floor with my hand wedged in the door trying to move the stupid step stool…. And then, Joe Hickman walks around the corner.
Joe: do I wanna know?
Me: laughing… I Explain.
Joe: umm…. You look tired.
Me: (still trying to reach the step stool). Thanks!
Joe: and you look funny down there.
Joe: I’m going on the air now but if you are still lying there I’ll help you… Just don’t want to get dirty before I go on and I ordered pizza! Eat with us.
Nice… But at this point I just want to go home. I gave my door a hard shove and was able to move it enough to squeeze in. Yay!!!
For some reason this makes me laugh…. Just the mere fact that Joe didn’t seem surprised that I was in a predicament. Lol.
So … . I went into an adult entertainment store last night … long story short as I was purchasing some items I accidentally used my business card!! (in my defense it is the same color as my card and it was right at the top of my wallet because I just returned from a business trip) Holy Hell!! WTF!! I had this revelation as I was checking out in the grocery store right after and immediately drove over in a panic!! Luckily, they were able to void the order and charge it to my actual card. It was the same day so it shouldn’t show up on my business card but if it does … . . I am currently rehearsing feasible lies to explain to my boss. ugh!!! Here it goes:
"My sister is getting a divorce and I thought she may need some "cold comfort"
"I was getting a gag gift for my girlfriend for her birthday" or … .
I could be honest and say, “Hey, I was getting me some toys.”
Hmmm … . .I think I will wait and see what happens … I am definitely leaning towards a little white lie.